I often write to Nelly Furtados who stopped saying it right because promiscuous girls harbor their fair share of spite... and an unfair share of Sprite. When it's dirty why gripe? Can't you feel the love tonight? Amongst lying kings, I chat up queens behind the scenes asking if they rather be a Nala or a balla on live streams, but the answer is never quite what it seems... they're laced between the seams.
Read MoreI've made up my mind to let whatever's coming try to take me... because there's no double-taking me.
Read MoreI'm a hurry-up-and-byproduct of artists saying anything just to rhyme so at least the residue of their pointlessness can linger behind.
Read MoreI prance on ants in a stance of arrogance, because I can't stanza romance... in a trance I dance a lot, like Sir Lancelot, on his way to France or Camelot and I cannot stop.
Read More…I've been accustomed to going into star mode without mushrooms. Even in Super Mario World, I've been extremely hesitant to ask someone to let me love them. I prefer to do it anyway, even if it bugs them.
Read MoreApparently, Red Bull gives you politicians, because everyone has government wings that inhibit flight. That’s ironic right?
Read MoreThey say a dirty mind is a hilarious thing to waste, but what do you think?
Read MoreHow much better does it feel when you outperform a man as opposed to a woman? Which is worse to lose to? What if winning was expected, and losing meant you were weaker than the rest of your gender?
Read More…I'm listening to Kodak Black in the back of the pulpit, with a ski-mask and a bunch of irregular movement, ready for all the foolishness. All of it.
Read MoreWho else is blessed and highly favored with a sauce that’s highly flavored (that drips even when you touch a neighbor)? Let us all say... Amen. Church. Tabernacle.
Read MoreAfter being a heathen most of the weekend does it really matter if I pick just one day not to be the Weeknd?
Read MoreTimes running and I'll take a jukebox over a juice-box, despite what Gorilla Zoe has to say.
Read MoreIt was probably when destiny danced in my lap of luxury that I realized she wasn't enough for me... it was simply too easy. I'm accustomed to a certain degree difficulty, so I tap out before they give it up to me. That's the gentleman in me.
Read MoreWho loves D-Town curves? Not as much as I do. There's something about thriving in a space where the crowd doesn't particularly like you and leaving it better without being spiteful. Truth so good it feels better than being lied to, in a city of egos that only a few can say hi to.
Read MoreMy quest to develop a heart for humanity still hasn't found a habitat, but its greatly encouraged by hidden beauty in a webchat.
Read MoreI can't recall the last time I asked a girl if she liked drugs, but I always remember the ones who don't believe in love.
Read MoreFran (seriously) doesn't want a man.
Read MoreI tell anyone who's disinterested in extra pulp, non -fiction to imagine these words coming from someone they're missing...
Read MorePardon my language, but when you die no one's clearing your browsing history... and that's what any real friend would do out of common decency.
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